Two men met while both where looking
for their
lost wives.
Ahmad : How yours look like?
Ali : She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black
eyes. What
about yours?
Ahmad : Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his
friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friends"

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send
me a BROTHER"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning
of
WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting
Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress,
tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of
period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has
missed one,my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.